Clumsy Clariss is a lifestyle-adventure blog conceived in the sunny Manila Philippines and now based in the happiest place on earth and the land of the Trolls and Vikings, NorwayYes, that's me on the photo below hugging a naked statue at the Vigeland Park in Oslo. 


What is this all about

Initially this blog is a way to update my family of what's going on in my life abroad.
But I guess some people might relate to my stories and adventures too.

My stories here are mostly from when I was in the Philippines to when I moved to Malaysia and now that I am living in Norway.

This blog is not gonna promise you anything.
No extraordinaire plot.
No from rags to riches stories.
No prince charming coming to the rescue.
Just the real life of a flawed human being.

Welcome to my blog and hope you stick around!


Just to introduce myself, here are some bullet facts about me. 
  • I was born in Makati Philippines.
  • Graduated in Fort Bonifacio High School.
  • Finished Architecture in TUP Manila.
  • Finally got a license
  • I lived and worked in Malaysia for almost 3 years
  • Now based in Oslo, Norway
  • I enjoy doing a lot of things
  • I used to think I'm a mermaid until I realized I actually have legs. Nah, seriously some years ago I finished a mile swim under Philippine Coast Guard Special Operations Group which so far is one of my greatest achievements. 
  • I love painting random stuff. Mostly combination of geometric shapes even I can't understand.  
  • I fancy make up too! I actually took my Basic and Advance Make Up Course in the Philippines. 
  • I do modelling. My photographer brother Japhetonthego together with MUA Martin Andrade always made me look like a real model. Thanks to their superb skills.
  • I like volunteering. FYI, I met my soon to be husband in a volunteering event. Who says volunteering is a bad idea? 
  • Invite me for Karaoke; I can spend X number of hours doing it. 
  • I play ukulele too
  • I'm a big fan of Beyonce 
  • I like acting and imitating movie characters
  • And lastly, I like to procrastinate on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Youtube 

Where I've been to

I'm pretty random and not very good at planning. But I like to document my experiences of the places I have been to either solo, with family or with my loveydove. It helps me relive the moment. 
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